12large jalapeno peppersstemmed, seeded and halved
1package refrigerated crescent rolls
2eggsbeaten
Candy eyeballscan be purchased at Michael's or on Amazon
instructions
Preheat oven 400° F. Line a large baking sheet with a silicone mat or parchment paper.
Add chorizo, shredded cheeses, red onion, egg, cream cheese, sour cream, hot sauce, salt, and pepper to a large bowl. Stir together until well combined.
Fill each jalapeño half with the cheese mixture. Set aside.
Cut the crescent roll dough into long strips, about 1/4-inch to 1/2-inch wide. Use these strips to wrap each jalapeño with dough, leaving a space close to the top for eyes. You will use about 1 to 2 strips per jalapeño. Brush the dough with beaten egg and place on baking sheet.
Bake in oven for 10-14 minutes, until bubbling and golden brown. Remove from the oven and press the eyes into the cheese where the opening is. Serve immediately.
notes
Note: you can remove the eyes before eating if you think they are a bit sweet. If you'd prefer not to use candy eyeballs to make the whole thing edible, you can also make savory "eyes" out of sliced black olives.